cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone
Someone else might have needed it more
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE
Call my dick NASA because it’s headed towards Uranus.
tumblr giveaway of thirty iphones my mom bought me. i just have so many iphones i’m giving them away. also a gold watch. i also have four brand new macbook pros lying in my house i’m giving those away too. also one of my kidneys. and $312.56 in cash. must be following me and fourteen of my closest internet friends. i’ll check. u have until four months in the future so u forget that i started this giveaway and don’t get suspicious when u don’t hear of anyone winning.